Welcome to my realm...

This is my lair where you will witness some of my writtings and occasionally some of my drawings.

I LOVE AND ADORE CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TAKE THAT MRS. MUHM!!!!!!!

Thursday, October 23, 2008

NEW!!! READ AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!!...

NEW!!! So I am told that I am really good at drawing, which I am. But I am thinking, I should make profits on certain artworks I can make. What I am saying is that I should tell other people to consider asking me to create a work of art for themselves, and that they should buy it, at a reasonable price. But I myself can't tell many people alone. So that is why I have posted this message for you to read, and tell others. If you could do that for me, that would mean a lot to me.

The following is what requests I will take from customers to draw for them:

  • Portraits
  • Concepts
  • If you have a picture and want me to draw it
  • Any ideas you may have, but can't draw it out
  • Landscapes

More details will be told at the time you come to ask questions to me. So if you could tell others, that would really help me out.
Thanks,
Derek Youngs

Monday, October 20, 2008

Cherry Blossoms

There was a smell in the air, one I haven't smelled in the past.
It is unfamiliar to me, and yet I seek this out, remembering that I am in Japan.
I feel a warmth inside me, a very joyful feeling that I can't contain much longer.
But then as I walk by a couple, hugging tightly, I heard the word spoken softly "Spring".
So now I know that feeling inside me as I walk by enormous Cherry Blossom tree...

Derek Youngs

Thursday, October 9, 2008

School

I wake up tired
Hoping there will be no school
I better hope more.

The Puppet Master

Presence

They talk about me
Thinking I am not present
But I am right there.

The Puppet Master

I Dimise Squirrels

I sit patiently
Waiting lon for that dumb squirrel
It will never come.

The Puppet Master

Golf Mishaps

I sit my golf ball
I hit my ball with the club
I broke a window.

The Puppet Master

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

30 Funny and Random Words...

  1. Pudding
  2. Pinocchio
  3. Fignuten
  4. Spaghetti
  5. Fudge
  6. *Chicken
  7. Raggle Fraggle
  8. n00b
  9. Pooten Tooten
  10. Pineapple
  11. Corn
  12. Spasm
  13. Dong
  14. Hippo
  15. Donkey Kong
  16. Turkeys
  17. Pigeons
  18. Water Buffalo
  19. Whale
  20. Twinkies
  21. Funky
  22. Da Funkabutt
  23. Funky Chicken
  24. Squids
  25. Buns
  26. Clowns
  27. Old Fashion Wieners
  28. Crabs
  29. Chunky
  30. Peanut butter

50 Puppets

Count all my puppets
Before they all destroy you
Now it is too late.

The Puppet Master

The Puppet Master II

Full of Ambition
To take control of your life
You are mine by fate.

The Puppet Master

The Puppet Master's Secret

I have a secret
It is very important
I can control the

The Puppet Master

Chickens

Of many colors
They really freak Mrs. Muhm out
I sit back and laugh.

The Puppet Master

Natural things

Snow in the winter
Cherry blossoms in the spring
Such natural things

The Puppet Master

Thursday, October 2, 2008

THE HEADLESS CHICKEN’S JOURNEY TO NEVER LAND

The funky chicken became psychotically vicious and bit his head off his shoulders. With nothing left in his life but his headless body, he went on a journey to Never Land. Then on the way there, he met Japeto and Pinocchio. They then decided they all would continue to Never Land. Then they came upon the Tooth Fairy. She wanted to go to Never Land, but the headless chicken said no. The others said no just as well. But then the Tooth Fairy said, “If you don’t let me come with you to Never Land, I will rip all your teeth out of you mouths!”. Then they reconsidered letting her come with them.

They then stumbled upon the mysterious banana which teleported them to a strange place. “Is this Never Land?” said the headless chicken. Then, all of a sudden, a flying car stopped beside them. “Do you need any directions?” said the red haired man. “Who are you and what place is this?” said the Tooth Fairy. “Why I’m George. George Jetson, and this is the year 2026.” said the red haired man. George then took them all back to his house for dinner. Then, after dinner, Leroy, George’s son, came running out saying, “Dad! I have created a time machine that actually works!” “You better have. You remember what happened to our gerbil that you tried sending back in time. Don’t you Leroy?” said George. “Yes… I remember. But this time is for sure.” “Can we go back to our time?” said the headless chicken. “No. We don’t want you to be disintegrated by the rays.” said Leroy. Just then, Chicken pulled out a Gatling gun from under his wing, and shot all of them with bananas, even Pinocchio, Japeto, and the Tooth Fairy. The he stepped into the time machine, and activated it. Then the door closed. “ Braaaaaaaaak!” screamed Chicken. When the door opened, he was an oven roasted chicken on a platter, with stuffing and gravy.

Monday, September 29, 2008

You are my Puppet...

I am the masterful Puppet
Master of the plot of your destruction
For all I must do is pull a string
And create your downfall thus you will crave vengeance
For each move I make you do with bladed
Intentions to cut into the thought of pain.

For the sake of your pain
Resist not for I the master of the puppet
Can sever the ties with bladed
Hatred that will lead to your mind and body’s destruction
Then to your thirst of pure vengeance
That will persuade me to cut the strings.

The master of puppets I am with the strings
That hold you up or can cause you pain
So intense that the fact of vengeance
Will be but another puppet
Under my control along with your schemed destruction
With my knife to cut that is double bladed.

All it takes is a little bladed
Mind to slash the strings
That connect my thoughts to your destruction
Which is laced with massive amounts of pain
In which you can’t escape for you are my puppet
And only I determine your vengeance.

But I not just control you and your vengeance
No, I also control any bladed
Thoughts you may have to turn the puppet
You are into your own person without the strings
To hold you up and that give you pain
And the ability to plot my destruction.





But you can never plot my destruction
For you and your vengeance
Have no power of overcoming me or your pain
In which I have inflicted with the bladed
Dagger and with that dagger cut the strings
That contain you and keep you as my puppet.

You now can never plot my destruction with whatever bladed
Intentions you had for vengeance for me holding the strings
That lead to you pain of being my little useful puppet…


The Puppet Master

Friday, September 26, 2008

In the Name of the Heavy Metal Gods

Today is a power chord on my J3 Six Sky blue electric guitar.
Today is that crazy sound of a fifth string bended down with the middle finger.
Today is an awesomely crazy harmonic bend on the third string fourth fret.
Today is a song played by hours of a hard twisted and formed work of art.
Today is a DS-7 distorted pedal of rushing adrenalin.
Today is the metallica song Devil’s Dance… Awesome.
Today is the first cheez it from the box, just before a performance on stage.
Today is the four leaf clover I found on my Kustom 15 watt Amplifier.
Today is a rush of adrenalin and sweat.
I must stop talking now for I have fans to please out in the crowd.

Say my name in the Name of Heavy Metal…
—Derek Youngs
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Lament: Dark as Pencil Lead

To feel like I’m falling,
Uncontrollably,
Never endingly.
I have felt like crying,
But if I do that, I could never move my hand.
Which my life is as dark as pencil lead.

To look at her picture just to see,
Lifeless,
Colorless.
I look at her eyes which are as grey as clouds,
And her lips, which are now smudged.
And her hair is the same as my heart… dark as pencil lead.

To have this lament feeling,
Heavy,
Unbarring.
But I must move my hand,
For if I don’t I can never move on.
And I look at my hands, which are now smudged, dark as pencil lead.

But I now decide to move on,
Erasing the pain,
Starting new.
But now there is a change,
A change in US both.
We both now have color, nevermore as dark as pencil lead.

— The Puppet Master
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Black Horizon: Soul

I am a leader, I shall not die,
Dressed in black, out to war,
And in the air is a pitch black sky.

A being who has very few flaws,
A being that is very skilled,
Never stare into my eye.

Out to the world man created,
With my comrades along with me,
I am a leader, I shall not die.

Neither I nor my comrades fell with defeat,
Showing a small number can be quite oppressive,
Never stare into my eye.

We have met our destination,
To you we are an inconvenience,
I am a leader, I shall not die,
Never look into my eye.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Manikins

Bodies of lifeless, motionless statures,
with ten or fifteen in one's possession.
With strings, life can be brought to these manikins,
but making them more than manikins afterwards.
What used to be lifeless and motionless, now has movements,
and now these former called manikins, are now called your creations....

STRINGS

Sstruggling endlessly, you cannot escape my
Tight grasp which you are caught in for
Reasons that I desire with passion
In cold blooded intentions that will
Never leave this world until I cut the strings
Gaining knowledge and pleasure of the acceptable
Structures of the human body and movements...

Puppet Master

Here I stand controlling you,
with each of my fingers moving parts of your body.
You who cannot move unless i decide otherwise,
you cannot fight me, if you do you will fail.
I move my right index finger, your right arm moves,
I move my left index finger, your left arm moves.
You are mine and mine alone,
you are my creation, forever mine...

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Doujutsu

Death before honor is the way of the ninja
Otherwise we would be reduced to lesser creatures
Unlike any other on this land, we travel from mission to mission
Just to be used as tools, but we do it for our clan,
Using a power to help us in these tough missions
That we face death and stare it in the face, but only then do we
See that our true professions of ninjistu come to aid us and with the Use of the
Doujutsu eye powers, do we overcome our impossible obstacles.

Shouhan

See into my supernatural eyes to see a
Horror that will descend your mind into
Oblivion, in which if you escape, will forever experience
Utter torture in your mind, and into a fire so black, you will be consumed with
Hatred that blind you from reality, and thus destroy you and
Any other comrade that stands by your side, and once you look into my eyes, you will
Never be the same again…

FREEDOM

From domains ruled by lords at war, I must
Rebel against those I even serve for my clan, for
Every man is dedicated to their own clan, but I am not like
Every other man, because I don’t belong here in this clan, and if I stay I may face
Death like many men before me, so now I must betray the clan that
Obviously uses me for their own battle pleasures, and now for
Me, I now have what every warrior yearns for… freedom.

The Black Knight

The night has come, no time to hide,
For nowhere is safe if you are outside.
Run, run, you'll never get away,
And only 3 more hours, till the break of day.
So don't struggle with the fact of sight,
For you will be owned by the Black Knight.
Derek Y
CHICKENS
Chicken sacrifice their lives for us,
To eat with barbecue sauce without fuss.
So lets sit down with blessings of joy,
With shrimp fried chicken with a little soy.
With crispy Bacon on bread slightly toasted,
To enjoy this combo of chickens oven roasted.
And after all this long lasting finger lickin',
I'm am full to say that was some tasty chicken.
Derek Y