The funky chicken became psychotically vicious and bit his head off his shoulders. With nothing left in his life but his headless body, he went on a journey to Never Land. Then on the way there, he met
Japeto and Pinocchio. They then decided they all would continue to Never Land. Then they came upon the Tooth Fairy. She wanted to go to Never Land, but the headless chicken said no. The others said no just as well. But then the Tooth Fairy said, “If you don’t let me come with you to Never Land, I will rip all your teeth out of you mouths!”. Then they reconsidered letting her come with them.
They then stumbled upon the mysterious banana which
teleported them to a strange place. “Is this Never Land?” said the headless chicken. Then, all of a sudden, a flying car stopped beside them. “Do you need any directions?” said the red haired man. “Who are you and what place is this?” said the Tooth Fairy. “Why I’m George. George
Jetson, and this is the year 2026.” said the red haired man. George then took them all back to his house for dinner. Then, after dinner, Leroy, George’s son, came running out saying, “Dad! I have created a time machine that actually works!” “You better have. You remember what happened to our gerbil that you tried sending back in time. Don’t you Leroy?” said George. “Yes… I remember. But this time is for sure.” “Can we go back to our time?” said the headless chicken. “No. We don’t want you to be disintegrated by the rays.” said Leroy. Just then, Chicken pulled out a
Gatling gun from under his wing, and shot all of them with bananas, even Pinocchio,
Japeto, and the Tooth Fairy. The he stepped into the time machine, and activated it. Then the door closed. “
Braaaaaaaaak!” screamed Chicken. When the door opened, he was an oven roasted chicken on a
platter, with stuffing and gravy.
